Dorian Gray's silly blog

lunedì, giugno 26, 2006 19:08

referendum
in 2penny-anthropology, sul leviatano, sangue acido

gli sta bene. erano dei presuntuosi.

gli italiani fanno schifo. ma fai schifo te .___________.

PADANI.

domenica, giugno 25, 2006 15:33

stereotìpi, come diceva qualcuno
in 2penny-anthropology, sangue acido

da http://yournemesis.deviantart.com/

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

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venerdì, giugno 23, 2006 19:57

effetti collaterali
in self

spesso ultimamente mi domando:

ma e' raro trovare qualcuno che capisca cosa voglio dire o cosa sono perchè

1. io sono troppo elevata per gli altri

o

2. io sono una presuntuosa pretenziosa narcisista e tremendamente stupida per gli altri

PUNTO DI DOMANDA?

ma com'è che rimango una presuntuosa pretenziosa narcisista SENZA minimamente sentirmi stupida?
ma com'è che non faccio che pensare non di avere idee migliori ma che le persone non abbiano abbastanza apertura mentale per capirle?

com'è successo? cosa mi hanno insegnato a essere da piccola? se non fosse per [omissis] potrei tranquillamente credere di essere destinata alla solitudine in follia.

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martedì, giugno 20, 2006 23:34

aahahahha
in follia

quest uomo mi ha disconvertita dal relativismo

ed e' diventato il mio mito

MA FORSE DEVO LEGGERE DI PIU

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martedì, giugno 13, 2006 23:45

mo la smetto di citare canzoni
in quotes, emo tive

slowly rebuilding, i feel it in me
no one can stop me now
cause i'm made of stars*

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sabato, giugno 10, 2006 18:23

how..?
in quotes, tormentoni

And how does it feel like to wake up in the sun
And how does it feel like to shine on everyone

And how does it feel like to make it happening
And how does it feel like to breath with everything
And how does it feel like to let forever be

....?

inoltre:
Have a cup of tea to pass the time
It doesn't pass enough so I have nine
And everything to do is done for you
And there is nothing left for me outside this room
And it's 'cause secretly I know
I'll be home soon
But that's true

Have another cup to celebrate
It doesn't cheer me up so I have eight
Put my stuff in the washing machine
And you know when it goes in dirty
It comes out clean
There's not much on the TV this afternoon
Except Boone

In my room there's not a lot to do
So if I let you in please don't touch anything
And in my room there isn't much to do
So if I let you in
Don't touch a thing

And everything to do is done for you
And there is nothing left for me outside this room
And you know nothing in this world compares to you!
And there is nothing left for you outside this room

And it's like everything you do is done for you
And there is nothing left for me outside this room
And you know nothing in this world compares to you
And there is nothing left for you outside this room

La la la, la la la la la, la la la...

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venerdì, giugno 09, 2006 23:47

bruno!!
in follia, tormentoni

AMORE MIO, BRUNO!

ho creato questa faccina che ti riassume

ops. il neo era dall'altra parte. ma no, fa lo stesso.

buonanotte.

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